Fuck Me Like The Government

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Description

F*CK ME LIKE THE GOVERNMENT Soy Candle – For When It All Feels Rigged

Feel like the system’s broken? This candle gets it. The Fuck Me Like the Government candle channels all the frustration of losing human rights, battling gender inequality, and confronting racial discrimination—wrapped in the unapologetically sharp scent of blood orange. It’s bold, it’s real, and it’s here to make a statement.

Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax, this 10 oz candle burns clean for up to 60 hours. Crafted phthalate-free and made by hand in the USA, it’s the perfect companion for anyone who’s tired of the status quo but loves a good citrusy kick.

Features:

  • Zesty blood orange scent
  • 100% natural soy wax
  • 60 hours burn time
  • Phthalate-free
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Burn it loud, burn it proud!

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